That should keep me warm...

"Hey honey, did you do any laundry? I haven't got a thing to wear."

"Did you check the couch? I folded you a cat."

A note to cats, concerning games

If you're trying to disrupt a game of cards, curling up in the middle of the playing surface is usually a good ploy. However, if you fall asleep doing so, you have no-one else to blame if play continues.

How to pet a cat

This is the right way to pet a cat.

This is not the right way to pet a cat.