$115

One hundred fifteen dollars. (And eight cents. The receptionist said she didn't know where the eight cents came from. Encouraging, eh?)

What did they do? They shaved his face, put some ointment on it, gave me some pills and some cream, and said the cat was good to go. Same thing I would have done at home for a tenth of the cost! Pooh. It's back to DIY veterinary care for me!