Adventures in the Kitchen

How do you clean your kitchen for a big feast? Well, here's one method that guarantees you'll both a) do it, and b) do it thoroughly.

1. Make sure you have a glass table.
2. Make sure you have two sets of pans with heavy lids, which almost fit each other, but not quite.
3. Take the largest of said mismatched pots and lids, and hold the combination about a foot above the table.
4. Tip slightly.
5. The pot lid should slide off the pot suddenly and go through the glass table top.
6. Presto! You now have several hundred sharp, pointy reasons to deep-clean your kitchen!

Oops.

Deborah and Paul, looking sad. Even the beach ball (in the high chair) looks a little deflated.