- Make sure you have a glass table.
- Make sure you have two sets of pans with heavy lids, which almost fit each other, but not quite.
- Take the largest of said mismatched pots and lids, and hold the combination about a foot above the table.
- Tip slightly.
- The pot lid should slide off the pot suddenly and go through the glass table top.
- Presto! You now have several hundred sharp, pointy reasons to deep-clean your kitchen!
Oops.
Deborah and Paul, looking sad. Even the beach ball (in the high chair) looks a little deflated.
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This only works for some types of kitchen flooring (cheifly, carpet). If you've got linoleum or tile, it'll take two minutes flat with a broom to be certain you got all the shards of glass, and you still won't feel like scrubbing the grime off the floor.
So did you get a new table or what? (I see the table in the next photo is square.)
The table in subsequent pictures is a card table we (borrowed from/stole from/plan to return to) the neighbors. Paul and Deborah went and picked up the new glass for the table on Wednesday; I'll set it up this afternoon.
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